Back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtzes were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me.
Bewege dich nicht!
While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours.
Bewege dich nicht!
All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny.
Bewege dich nicht!
ROUNDEYES20
81 - Straight
Hawaii, United States
Apr 25, 2018 18:18
Back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtzes were a proud family. But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me.
Bewege dich nicht!
While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours.
Bewege dich nicht!
All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny.
Bewege dich nicht!
Bewege dich nicht!
While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours.
Bewege dich nicht!
All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny.
Bewege dich nicht!
SimpleDude
Age: 21 / straight
Hawaii
United States
Lotus
Age: 35 / straight
Hawaii
United States
