ACCIO_BABELFISH

Hi i'm rob
I'm a filthy Babyeating atheist vampire,
who is looking for someone to help fill the never-ending loneliness of everyday life, as well as someone who i can share my experiences with wither it be on a screen or in the real world. I am looking for someone who likes going to conventions aka comicon, pax west and E3, who would be open to going to theme and water parks with a possible trip to japan down the line.
My interests include: sarcasm, self deprecating dark humor, Greek, Egyptian, and Norse mythology, playing video games, watching movies anime and tv shows, listening to massively large sci-fi and fantasy books on audible, dancing(swing, salsa, cha-cha, ect), sleeping for large amounts of the day, watching youtube, netflix, and funimation. as well as going to movies opening day,and playing table top rpgs,(dnd, pathfinder, ect)

Important questions
job: yes (looking for a better one)
car: yes
kids; no
house: yes( however looking to move since house prices suck in fort collins)
drug user: no
convicted of a crime: no
loves pizza: yes
willing to send memes: yes
Ashamed of what he did for a Klondike bar: yes

video game systems that I own include: pc, xbox (original, 360, one) Playstation( ps3, ps4, psvita, psvita tv, psp go,psp) Nintendo ( wii, switch, new 3ds xl, 2ds, and 2ds xl)

My favorite game/movie/tv show/anime preferences are too long to list here so ask if you want to know what i like.

My favorite books series are: Dark tower, dune,harry potter, inheritance cycle, The stormlight archives, Alcatraz vs the evil librarians, Bobiverse, hitchhikers guide, his dark materials(golden compass), lord of the rings, hobbit, collected works of h.p. lovecraft, stephen kings it, ready player one, armada, ect.

My 7 movies to watch while trapped on an island would be

1. Mad max fury road
2. Empire strikes back ( original 1980 theatrical cut)
3. Dredd
4. Princess monoke
5. Snatch
6. The crow
7, Bladerunner 2049

Contact me if:
you want to make spaceballs 2: the search for more money happen
you think we need another mel brooks movie
you want a live action gundam movie
you think that firefly needs a second season
you think nerf guns and legos are fun
you think that you want to know more about nerdy s**t
you can joke about innuendos
you love team four star

Please contact a doctor if :
you think country is music
you think meat is not for eating
you think that superheros, star wars, and sci-fi are lame
you think video games are bad
you think anime are cartoons (and therefore are childish)
you think that net neutrality is a bad idea
you think hurting pets is fun