DANGER ZEBRA

29 - Straight

Ontario, Canada

Aug 13, 2018 20:35

I'm actually just Danny devito standing on the shoulders of Peter dinklage, wearing a poorly made Danzig costume that was illegally purchased off the Chinese black market.

"1/10" - IGN

"Possibly humanity's biggest evolutionary failure...." - Charles Darwin

"Tolerable" - my cat

"Literally worse than Hitler" - Adolf Hitler

"Parts include: Decent butt, good guitarist... but all other features and parts were found in an alleyway dumpster behind a Walmart" - God

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