BLONDEGUYORDUDE

27 - Bi

Tennessee, United States

Sep 2, 2019 16:45

Hello I'm Jim, If you like huge d**ks, then you'll love my personality! If you prefer small d**ks, then you'll really love my actual d**k.

If I wink at you, chances are I'm really stupid and I have no clue how to initiate dialog with you. So I use the wink as a cop out to show I'm interested.

Ooh geez, you've most likely made a mistake lol. My humor is super dry and i can rarely be serious, or subtle. I'm either joking or 100% brutally honest with no in between, and usually I can only initiate conversations with really bad jokes. My memes are dank, you will lose brain cells.

If I message you and the distance is a lot, do not factor that into whether not you will message me back or not. I travel a lot for my work and I can see you regardless of how far you are.

I'm a boring guy. I know what you're thinking, "he's so edgy and mysterious, How do I possibly figure him out?!" The answer is I use that and sarcasm to cover up all my insecurities.

s**t dude idk, Like if I message you and you message back, OP I really appreciate that, you aren't obligated at all so choosing to is pretty cool.

If you message me first and aren't a bot, Uh... I'll freak out for a bit then we will talk normal. gotta be ready for the unlikely after all.

Notable achievements in life:

Beat all the Dark Souls games with just punching the bosses to death.

Painted over 1000 warhammer miniatures

Successfully been awkward in every single social event in my life.


Kik: JimOwen55
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