I don't really know what to put here that isn't covered in the other sections of my profile. I'm intelligent. I love to laugh. I'm idiosyncratic. This will be blunt, but honest. I don't mean to offend, but I believe in being straight-forward and I don't see any of these things changing about me.
First off, I'm f@*king funny. I promise. If you're curious, I substituted the letters "u" and "c" for "@" and "*" respectively. I need humor to survive. Life is just too depressing without it. I honestly can (and will) make fun of any situation.
I grew up in the suburbs north of Chicago. When I was sixteen my family moved down here, a move that I was not pleased with. I'm a cold natured person and the heat down here drives me insane (and indoors). My thermostat is set between 68-72 year round. After high school I joined the Navy. I was in the Navy for six years and then moved back to Texas to go to college. That brings you up to speed.
One last thing. In general, I cannot stand people. I abhor stupidity, lack of common sense, people who form random opinions based on nothing, text speak, and sheep(both blind followers and the animals). I find most people to be either quite stupid or utterly infuriating. Because of this, I have a very small but very tight and trusted group of friends and I rarely admit new people to that roster. Just a heads up.