MORTUS_TRP

A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

Good day ladies!

I'm a fearless sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than gaming with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my intelligent personality, closley followed by my smashing mind. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My mind and creativity are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the fearless person I am.

I work as a ghostwriter, helping authors. This allows me to exercise my skills: writing and visualizing. I would like to tell you about the time I met Kar Woo, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.

My life goals include:
-Receive a telegram from an owl
-Become the best ghostwriter I can be
-Help all the authors in the world

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be intelligent and social. You won't be afraid to be yourself and will have a healthy respect for loyalty and trust.

My ideal date would involve writing in England with an average woman by my side. While we're there, I compliment your story-telling eyes.

Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of gentleman I am.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

I urge you, get in touch.

Johnathan Carter.