I don't party, obsess over coffee or dream of traveling, so by online dating standards I'm not particularly interesting.
My dog Joe is a 3 pound Chihuahua that snorts when I hold him.
I had a brain tumor that left one side of my face partially paralyzed and deaf in one ear, and I can't seem to remember things for very long. I'm starting to use a notebook to deal with this, though remembering said notebook is now the problem.
I have an irrational fear of talking to people, so I probably won't send many messages, and if I do, forgive my crappy conversational skills.
I play video games (PC) and watch Twitch for fun, and I will say, being deaf in one ear has rendered my surround sound headset not as useful as they once were. I have a Steam library full of multiplayer games that I still haven't played because they unfortunately don't also come with friends.
My humor is dark, sarcastic and usually self depreciating.