I'm nerdy, easy-going, and most importantly, I have a dog.
Did you know that if you took somebody's intestine and stretched it as far as you could, you'd be a felon and would hopefully get locked up?
I find that gaming and s*x are quite similar. I have a solid record of finishing first, although in a relationship will occasionally try to let them win. And outside of one... well, there's always single-player.
If you're still reading this and it made you smile, your sense of humour is terrible. Get help.
Now About You: If the world was going to end tomorrow, what would be your final meal?