I'm a single dad, educator, and part-time voiceover talent. I like to tell dad jokes until my children beg me to stop, and I cannot tell the difference between a pun and a play on words so I just do both. I laugh at my own jokes so I'm amused about 82% of the time.
I'm gonna be honest - since Covid hit, my life has been a dumpster fire party attended by plague rats. If I manage to feet my kids more than a slice of American cheese tossed onto their face, meme-style, that's an accomplishment. Actually, my kids are teens, so it's an accomplishment in the first place, since they run once they hear the wrapper being opened.
ARCANAZERO
45 - Straight
Florida, United States
Aug 21, 2020 02:08
I'm a single dad, educator, and part-time voiceover talent. I like to tell dad jokes until my children beg me to stop, and I cannot tell the difference between a pun and a play on words so I just do both. I laugh at my own jokes so I'm amused about 82% of the time.
I'm gonna be honest - since Covid hit, my life has been a dumpster fire party attended by plague rats. If I manage to feet my kids more than a slice of American cheese tossed onto their face, meme-style, that's an accomplishment. Actually, my kids are teens, so it's an accomplishment in the first place, since they run once they hear the wrapper being opened.
I'm gonna be honest - since Covid hit, my life has been a dumpster fire party attended by plague rats. If I manage to feet my kids more than a slice of American cheese tossed onto their face, meme-style, that's an accomplishment. Actually, my kids are teens, so it's an accomplishment in the first place, since they run once they hear the wrapper being opened.
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